Shipping and return policies for Pastries With Teeth

Shipping Info
We ship to anywhere in the U.S. and many countries internationally. All shirts are available to ship in 3-5 days. Packages in the U.S. are sent via the U.S. Postal Service by Priority or First Class Mail. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want to use your own account.
Return Policy
Satisfaction is guaranteed or we'll happily give you a refund for the merchandise that you purchase (including shipping), provided it is within 30 days of your order. Shirts must be in re-sellable condition, free from deodorant marks, pet hair and cigarette smoke odors. CD's must be UNOPENED and still in their original wrapping.

No, you cannot return digital only purchases you silly bugger.

We can not process your return without your invoice #. If you do not know your invoice # please contact us. We will need to know your name and address in order to look up your order.

Please put your invoice number on a note in the box/package along with your name, address, telephone number, email address, and the reason for the return.


We are currently unable to offer exchanges. Follow the instructions for returns, and then simply place a new order for the new item(s) on our site. You will receive a full refund for your original order once we receive it.

If you have any questions about processing your return please feel free to contact us at pastrieswithteeth at gmail dot com.